Things that are not paying attention to me, Callisto:

  • Petting me while reading a book
  • Petting me while clicking on really boring-looking things on the computer screen
  • Petting me while clicking on exciting things that move really fast on the computer screen
  • Yelling at me when I jump off  your lap and try to bat at exciting things that move really fast on the computer screen
  • Throwing me off the desk
  • Calling me a hooligan which I am NOT I am a CAT
  • Staying in the bedroom even when I’m standing RIGHT OUTSIDE and I’m telling you guys that the sun is up and you should be up already, petting me (but not the other cat, even if she is standing right next to me)
  • Seriously why aren’t you guys up yet HEY HEY GET UP HEY GET UP HEY GET UP HEY GET UP HEY GET UP HEY GET UP HEY GET UP HEY GET UP HEY GET UP HEY GET UP HEY GET UP HEY GET UP HEY GET UP HEY GET UP HEY GET UP HEY GET UP HEY GET UP HEY GET UP HEY GET UP HEY GET UP
  • What if I knock on the doorknob?
  • Whoa that makes a cool sound
  • *batbatbatbatbatbatbatbatbatbatbatbatbatbatbatbatbatbatbatbatbatbatbatbatbatbatbatbatbat*
  • Yelling at me and calling me names through the door also doesn’t count as paying attention to me

Things that are paying attention to me, Callisto:

  • Petting me on my cheeks and chin and ruff with both hands while giving me kisses on my forehead
  • Two people doing this is OK too
  • Also telling me how beautiful I am because LOOK AT THIS BODY
  • But if you pet me anywhere near my belly I’ll punch you

Why aren't you petting me yet?

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