Well that is AWFUL I don’t know how that smear of cat poop got on the floor by the rocking chair. The poop pirates must’ve came in the night and had a poop party.
Yes, now that I think about it I heard the the poop pirates living it up last night. They went ARRR and SWAB ME DOUBLOONS and BELAY THE POOP DECK (see?) and then they dropped poop on the ground and glued poop to my—waaauuugggh why’re you pulling on my bloomers
WHY ARE THE SCISSORS THERE
ugh I can feel the wind against my butt thats WEIRD
also it hurts my feelings that you didn’t believe me about the poop pirates.