A Love Letter to Plastic Bags

Hey babe

Come here often?

Has anyone told you how beautiful you are

(Not as beautiful as me of course)

So rustly

So soft

Can I come closer? Just, you know

No reason

Just a little lick, just a little nibb—OH CRAP THE GIRL HAS FOUND US

I WILL BE BACK MY DARLING

SHE CANNOT KEEP US APART

I WILL FIND YOU